How To Talk To Your Friend About Their OnlyFans

by Sim-Wise

With so many people turning to online subscription platforms like Patreon and OnlyFans in this here pandemic (and beyond), the likelihood of the average person being friends with someone who has one is pretty high. Slathering baby oil on your bits and posing in front of your webcam or phone is the NEW NORM now people. With everyone stuck indoors, how else can we all get paid? Everybody is at it!


The big question is: when you know (or suspect) your friend has a subscription platform, how do you approach them about it?

Well now, let me put my SEXY ETIQUETTE hat on for this as there is very much a right and a wrong way to go about things, and it all depends on your situation, your friend, and HOW YOU KNOW THEM so read carefully!

P.S. - To make it simple and easy to understand I have implemented a Spice Girls-inspired traffic light system, because why not?


RED LIGHT - STOP RIGHT NOW (THANK YOU VERY MUCH)

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